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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Soon, everyone in America will have their own personal
The pouring is enough of a thrill.
Geez, it would've had to have been the syringings?
Woof.
Well, I have never seen such a perfect distillation
uh, you‐know‐whats.
Thus was born the Confidential,
It's just, for once, I wanted to have a drink with my friends.
and if you don't laugh, you win a prize!
That's why it has a screw cap.
He's been injected with Antibooze‐‐
Come on. Gimme that!
instead of going home and actually tryin'.
Hmm?
Go away, Ma.
Once injected, you will lose all the benefits of sobriety.
Oh, Mrs. Lovejoy blabbed about it to her bartender,
Your bartender.
But this institution will crumble to dust
So what? You already lost us as customers.
Good morning, family.