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- Do you know how old Mary is? - 22, I think.
That's really against the rules.
No, but we're completely broken up.
but you did say you had some good times.
The guy just came in here and bared his soul to you.
You could put a long blond wig on a ferret and it would look like Jessica Simpson.
I wanted to get my friend something personal.
"Sneaky Taiwanese trannie who stole my watch."
- I think Jack is dating Condi Rice. - Oh, God! That's huge!
which says, "You are a woman of substance and I respect you,"
That's not the only thing around here that's fruity and precocious.
Hey, babe.
Do you think that she would prefer this handsome attaché,
in case the next guy you're with has a dog and you want to stay with him.
Because there are racist people in this world,
I thought writing with you was gonna be like two brothers writing together.
What? I told you guys that.
You're right.
So tonight when you arrive home, I'll be gone.
- This is just appalling. - What's your problem?
At Snapple, when young fruit ripen, they...
I finally realized we're not compatible.
but if she's worth it, you make it work.