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Die monster!
Okey-doke. We find for Mr. Simpson in the sum of $1 million.
God is capable of great anger and great mercy...
Szechwan, eh? No wonder she's so spicy.
Put the head back on.
Homer, we can't sue the church.
How come all the good things happen to Jesus H. Nice?
In the Bible, he's always smiting and turning people into salt.
Okay.
Yeah. But what made the rain stop?
You was hiding behind the drywall.
Back to you, Bob Saget.
Vengeful God, loving God.
I'm asking you as your friend and neighbor.
You never get arrested, don't buy clothes at Mister Blob...
Uh-uh-uh-uh. Slowly. Make me forget my troubles.
Can I borrow your pen to sign this?
In your face, Bestway Linen Supply.
Oh, heavenly God, my son is plagued with homework.
Baseball and jazz.
With your vast knowledge of "The Shore Birds of Maryland"...
Can I get that in lottery tickets?
You were made for loving me
Don't you kids wanna live here?
And, girl you were made for me
Bless you.
...help me find the remote.