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All the ad said was that we had to attend a 30-minute meeting, right?
Oh, boy, skiing in Aspen. I can't wait.
- My God. Can you believe those people? - I hope you don't blame me for all that.
- time you want to stay. - Share, time. Timeshare!
QUAID. Start the reactor...
like you to say, "I've got a little place in Aspen."
Hey, everyone! I'd like to sing a little song, if I may.
Here we are, everyone!
Hey, you can leave any time you want. Of course, that is, if you don't want
You know, when somebody is sleeping, you put your finger up your butt
- Yeah, and then what? - And then, you pee on them.
who ate the flesh of children with no eyes.
That should distract him just long enough for me to win the race!
That's my face, sir!
Stan Darsh is more like it!
And show us a passage of time
Always fade out in a montage
Wow, a ski trip with my new best buddies!
Okay.
- What's so funny? - Nothing, Butters. Right, guys?
And we were thinking since they've all become such close friends,
You two gentlemen are offering part-time limited-liability ownership
- and it makes them pee. - Oh, really? Oh, well.
Stan Darsh! Stan Darsh!
Pizza. Pizza. Pizza.
Stan, I was wrong about you. Would you like to go out again?
Yeah, to be honest, we're just doing this meeting
You folks really lucked out this time. You're visitors number 1,000!
Oh, this is going to be so much fun. I haven't skied in years.
- Darsh. - All right. How about a race then?