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I hate it.
And to induce movement, I'm gonna snap the horse's balls
You're... you're a weirdo, but let's do this.
Wait a minute, that's it!
Okay, I'm shutting this now.
When you say it like that,
All right, Peter, almost done.
I don't know, kids.
Is some of this room cold?
Mrs. Claus says it'll decrease my sensitivity.
I put this pair of pants on the front legs of this horse
What the hell?
You can't live in my house with my dad and my family!
Pretty much anything with "bad," you turn it to "dad."
♪ Oh, yes, you do now ♪
Joe's our friend.
Yeah, listen, um...
Well, Dad, I can tell you from experience
Uh, I don't know.
Not a chance.
I used in Days of Thunder?
and strapped Joe to the front
he was constantly making fun of handicapped people.
Screw you math dick
Yeah, who cares?
Well, that's okay, Peter.
I know, it's just so great having a dad.
I guess your mommy lets you drink coffee, huh?
♪ You're never gonna make me cry ♪
with this dampened kitchen towel.
"Line of duty."
Well, I got the results of your ultrasound,
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
I get to see the Yellow Brick Road.
I know you're trying to be rude,
Peter, finally, you're home.
I found Joe's dad on the Internet,
Ah, it was my pleasure.