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We don't want to know if it's a boy or a girl.
I can't be short!
♪ Now because you wear ♪
Hey, Joe, you know, come to think of it,
with something better than the horse.
Your son is a guy in a wheelchair.
Well, we learned in medical school
Hey, Joe, uh, just one question:
Every year, I used to take my dad to the horse track.
That's wonderful news!
That breath will catch you!
Like when I was an OB/GYN.
When yo remember yo girl left you :) screw you dip shit
You'll feel like you're discovering a new world.
Afraid that, if it did happen,
Five-foot-one?!
You spend the day with me,
Just get him one of them Father's Day cards
Yes, Dad.
When you last minute shop:
Peter, that'll never work.
so I'm no longer comfortable hanging out with someone
Hey, what are you doing home so early?
Your dad got me super clean in the tub.
and let him fake-father a child.
That's crazy mang!
Um... "or"?
Joe, go over there
Who's following you?
and he is the one who has to look at it all night.
I'm sorry, Joe.
At this point, we're gonna have to start
who just does karate in the mirror.
Screw off, Peter!
My dad doesn't know I'm handicapped.
Oh, okay.
I can't do that.
In fact, we've been having a great time!
♪ Mr. Big Stuff ♪
I am on it!