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Can I come a little bit closer? Valuable things are getting squished.
I'm not sure a sports team is the way to go.
How are you gonna feel when you win and lose your friends?
Yes, because if I was at my old job, we'd say, "300 million? No, thank you."
Honey, you're being really strong about this.
"Boo-hockey"?
Hello? Hold on.
Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.
Seriously, stop staring at her.
I want my friend Charlie to get one.
Seriously, you guys, I can't believe you're gonna spend $250 on the lottery.
Have you been a bad...? No, I can't.
Heh. Uh, no, you didn't. You must be mistaken.
- Well, are all the tickets in the bowl? - Yeah.
Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone.
Oh! Oh! I know! We should pool all our money and buy the Knicks!
...but we're all here, and we're gonna watch the numbers and have fun.
- Hey, you just got in five minutes ago! - Three minutes ago!
Come here.
- ...it'll be her first word. - Oh.
Cleveland penises pie factory Cleveland, it’s Scott silver Coming over, yes Scott silver’s coming over, Roberta Junior Ralo, Scott Silver coming over
Oh, I'm sorry. Did I say, "invest it"? I meant, "Be cool and piss it all away."
Monica? Hey, can I borrow the Porsche?
- It's not a word. - Ugh. Okay, fine. I'm gonna look it up.