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I was up all night, and I made 25 cranes.
I'm not being ridiculous, I'm trying to be normal.
Your daughter called you to beg you for help,
It just... it just feels like everyone is in this cabal
And I do mean bitches...
Reminds me of Marley & Me.
Great, great. I...
I farted in this enclosed room.
But I came here 'cause I was stressed, so...
Those are origami cranes.
Of course. I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
was I sick the day in school
Don't flatter yourself. Okay, so we're done here?
When Adam asks About the binder
ordered. I scheduled a fitting for you
Are you supposed to wash kale before you put it in a smoothie?
I can't give this to you.
You're sick.
Oh, God, everybody loves a Costco sheet cake.
♪ Patrick, tell me I'm okay... ♪
I mean, plenty of dum-dums
even when I'm not in them.
♪ Tell me I'm okay ♪
Where's the... ?
Valencia, you would actually do this for me?
They're like, We can't do that. There's no time for me.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
So, I finally asked for help.
Eu estou tão cansada
♪ Or even something in the ballpark would be nice ♪
We're done. Great.
You useless piece of crap that calls herself a mother!
Yeah. Sure.
Yeah. I'm-I'm doing this whole DOA,
pull out your credit card and get something in a size six
Let me show you something; look at this.
Just help yourself.
I acted crazy and then there-there was
I'm missing out on. Like, is there an instruction manual?
Of course my father's not coming to my wedding
♪ Work is stressful ♪
Oh. And if it isn't the plotting understudy,
can't make it. Great.
and succulents and lightning bugs.
and the black pant suits?
_
or we'll be late for the bachelorette tonight.
Your list's a little longer than I thought.
the fact Josh and I are gonna have an F-minus wedding
Where's Rebecca?