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Fold the triangle in half
♪ 'Cause as a man gets older ♪
A nap?
Because from what you told me,
so you can fold the top right corner to the bottom corner.
All right, just, if you want any of this stuff, take it.
'Cause all I need to do is pick up
Uh, to what do we owe this enormous privilege?
Josh, that is awesome.
Over my dead body.
Then what about my idea for a Sugar Ray cover band?
I brought you a wedding.
That's right. Your dad's not here, and we are.
Do I why wedding? Because I love Josh.
Whoa.
thank you. I feel so much better.
I'm not a normal person, okay?
Um...
Hmm?
You know, usually when someone poops their pants,
I... Whatever it is, I'm doing this all alone,
Cake pops! Yeah, they're Dasha and Sustin's favorite.
That's-that's not what I said.
Come on, people.
and by the end of this day,
♪ 'Cause I think I'm fine, Patrick ♪
You need to call your little friend,
we could really use your help with our fast breaks.
Oh, my God, she so would.
Yeah.
Mmm.
- Killing it! - Yeah.
which, now that I'm saying it out loud...
Seriously, you guys need to leave the office right now.
Oh, I make my own candles so rooms smell like me
Look at these pictures with me, okay?
I couldn't find any place in this stupid town
♪ Drooly, drooly, dreamy smile... ♪
It's really disturbing how normal
Oh, no!
♪ Nappy-nap man ♪
Well, Josh, what do you really want?
♪ Nap like a man ♪
Like, our wedding, our kids, our house,
Yeah. Yeah.
And she might do it again, folks,
I know it seems like this is a lot, but
way to do a wedding, right?
Were you feeling ti-ti?
Well, I should
and up-to-date vendor cards.
♪ 'Cause when you call her crazy ♪
Um, I just... I got to go do some...
Yeah, I thought you'd want to know.
- Yeah, but she said... - No, you got to go for it.
But I'm kind of giving up.
♪ 43% sure ♪
for any kind of meeting, sir.
Is it... is it still happening
But I had planned this whole future around him.
But, of course, that's not working, because I'm...
Look at that.
and what he thinks, even if you wish you didn't.
You know what? I will handle this alone.
at an A-plus venue, which means it'll be a C,
You're gonna mess it all up.
I can go to Costco! I can order you a sheet cake!
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
when I can safely breathe through my nose.