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Hey, be cool. Be cool, man. I'm working on it. Okay?
Just had to do the phone bit, didn't you?
Aw, can't Pig-Whore read?
Elliot, just get the hell out of here!
and before you could get to know her, she betrayed you.
What question?
I still have nightmares about your cheeks, Turk.
But you know what? I'm done with all that.
careening toward a kiss.
The man I met was sweet, but I had no idea how sweet.
And the only reason we're still together is because
I had knocked up a girl on our first date.
You know how my college girlfriend Stacy broke up with me?
and I know this sounds weird, but Ju Ju Bes.
See, your last name's Reid, so it works two ways.
Dame Judy Dorian for "I'm Done Self-Sabotaging."
- You did what? - I know. I am a pig-whore.
- What smells like eggs? - Nothing, sir. You're imagining it.
I don't want to marry him.
Great.
She arranged it so that when I came home from class
Please, call me Joe.
Just bouncing and bouncing...
Oh, my God. I can't believe I have to do this again.
- No. - Oh...
and you can't find an underlying cause, his insurance won't cover him.