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Stay away from me, you stupid bbbbitches!
I know that I often have serious moral objections to the things that you do, but...
Oh. Sure thing. Come on in.
Um, could I get you to do something for me?
Otimmih.
So uh, ha-how do they... w-wwork?
P- push it! Push it!!
you have to have a parent with you to sign up for the Special Olympics.
It's flawless! I'll act like I have a disability, and when the time come to compete I'll kick ass against all the handicappeds!
Yeah, I've been working out... r-r-really hard.
What?
Here to present the award are baseball legends Mark McGuire, Jason Giambi, and Barry Bonds.
Jimmy, were you masturbating?
"At the end of the Special Olympics, a Grand Champion Special Athlete is crowned and given a cash prize of $1000"
A good friend even tried to talk me out of it, and I wouldn't listen to him.
You are, hon, but... I don't think that's a very good idea.
Jimmy.
The two thousand and four special athlete is... Jimmy Valmer.
Dude. I can't believe they exploit handicapped people like this.
I didn't come here to talk about The Passion, Cartman!
Darrrr. Durrrr. I wanna be in the Special Olympics.
Ni-I can'- I can't!
Huh... Timmih...
Oh hey Jimmy, hey Timmy.
Nn-no, Dad.