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♪ Now one swipe and there's thousands to bone ♪
And on top of that, Tinder makes you gross.
Damn, it, we lost!
You want a naked bathroom selfie
♪ Sex for them has lost its magic ♪
No, no, no, no. None of that.
that no one else had, that took you years to hone.
as part of a crippling child-custody battle
Huh. Name's a little deceiving.
Let me just watch Jennifer's Body
Hey, come on, Quagmire, let's go for a walk, huh?
Sometimes they bring burgers and cheese.
All right, Quagmire, we got to talk.
That's wonderful.
Oh, my God.
(scoffs): Please don't.
Now, if I could just find someone
I thought maybe you could be
And we can still make our reservation.
Just two horny people with phones.
(brace squeaking)
Yes, you heard me right.
Did we...?
What, like hookers? Nope.
♪ You will catch a dose ♪
November 24 1981
just the Bryan Adams video.
Quagmire, all the Scotts know about it.
Coming up, tonight's second story.
to meet the old-fashioned way.
♪ You're not even close ♪
My sister almost got a job there once.
No. You're all-time goalie.