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Oh, no, our room is fine. I mean, we don't smell it.
But it's what's inside her
I would like to propose a toast to my ex-wife,
So... Chinese or what?
I can't believe you're gonna make us work all night on Valentine's Day.
Oh, no! I'm married!
We should have the papers for you to sign tomorrow.
My vagina is a convenience store... clean and reliable and closed on Christmas.
Lemon, what do you say? You and me. Atlantic City.
There's supposed to be a box of chocolate-covered cherries with this.
Oh, really? And does a phony bare her soul for the homeless?
Just one quick one. This is the best night of my life.
I told her I did, but she didn't believe me.
I really can't, Jack. You're making us work all night, remember?
All of them.
- Oh, I got the turkey club. - Turkey club.
Here you go. Sorry about the mix-up.
Yeah, she is.
I meant to send these to my girlfriend, Liz Lemler,
- What? - Everything about you is fake.
that really makes her disgusting.
What? Liz.
- Then I suppose we're done. - We're done.
Some other bottle of champagne.