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I don't know, man. I think you piss a lot of people off that way.
My plan for world domination is about to come to fruition.
- Yeah, he's been doing that for years. - Sick bastard.
Eventually, he got comfortable enough with me to introduce me to his friends.
You didn't Give A Damn
You forget, I'm the one holding the gun, Brian.
What is it? What did you do? You almost shot me you son of a bitch!
- "Neither is your mother's ass." - Neither is your mother's ass.
- Say, "I bet you can't get a boner." - I bet you can't get a boner.
Sorry, you look sort of like someone from...
Uh-oh.
I... No. No, I have no money.
Uh...
You know, it's remarks like that that started the Holocaust,
I've enjoyed the time we've had as a family.
There we go. I made a swan. Stewie's a good leader.
That was Lost In Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson.
I want you to hear my presidential address for St. Rupert's Day.
I'm looking for Kareem under the hoop. Have you seen him?
Hey, you asleep yet?
The girl you date who doesn't get The jokes in Caddyshack
- Joe, I think you're cool. - Well, thank you, Brian.
I wonder how many of these swans I can fit in my bum.