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so I was just running a simulation to find out exactly how killing her
The force field is down! Go! Now!
- Look, I'll do it myself. How about that? - I don't know, he kind of asked me.
- Stewie? - Oh, my God!
Bring it on, bitch. Time for me to finish what I started anyway.
Yes, well, you said I didn't have it in me to kill Lois,
And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed
So I rushed back to Quahog, and here I am.
And now we're going to look at it again.
I've got this bowl of cornflakes, and I gotta be at work at 9:00.
I didn't see you ask the guy in front of me.
I warn you, I am quite prepared to make an example
but you're just not right for this competition.
So what you're saying is we've got a homicidal baby on our hands.
Next time they hear about me,
What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.
So now you're interested in Stewie?
You'll know soon enough, Brian. The world will know soon enough.
- "No, just kidding, you suck." - No, just kidding, you suck.
Do it Sammy say ha ha ha ha you’re in a wheelchair Erica
Like, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different.
Hey, Griffins, just checking in.
I’ll bet you can’t get a boner
Hey, Stewie, we got a postcard from Peter and Lois on the cruise.
and choke him while he masturbates in the shower.
But where are those good old-fashioned values
And every bleeding member Of the cast ofEntourage
It seems today that all you see
they's gonna be, like, "We was wrong about Stewie."
Of society offenders Who might well be underground
And while we're on the subject HBO deserves a whack
That's gonna get me through the rest of this yard work.
So, what you're saying is that what you experienced
who treated my wounds and carried me to safety.
Henceforth, sexual intercourse is illegal.
Riley! Did you have sex with your boyfriend?! You are a slut! (Bill chokes Riley)
all the nation's milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts.