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Maybe a little tongue.
Me to all of the nutcases buying up the TP
You can't catch me!
I
See even this asshole gets it, I don’t know why the rest of the world doesn’t.
Those could have been guests at her wedding.
I'm having an engagement party in two weeks...
Did something happen with Julia?
but I'm going to run around and find them.
If you're Sick of all the nipple twisting at your home, maybe it's time you purchased your own home. Call Robin Summers to discuss your options with down payment assistance loans.
So...
-There he is. -You all right?
Going to wait a few years before you drink again?
Yeah. I just like having fun with him.
Here we go.
I was listening to the cure a lot, so...
Well....Good luck finding another ANIMATOR that
That looks good.
when he wrote that.
apparently, we have absolutely nothing to offer...
Ok. Shut your mouth.
And, she's single, and you're single.
One things for sure! Love stinks
Thank you.
Harold ain't so perfect.
I can't believe I never noticed it before.
Do I tell people you're in junk waitressing?
All right, everybody, come on.
That's right, Robbie. You have to let it out.
Well, I think I'm starting to get the hang of it.
My fantasy team Opponent who hits 75% of their projection
You can wash your clothes at any temperature...
Watch out, here I come.
so now I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
Really?
I hate weddings
There was love...
Oh, my. I'm sorry.
You want me to say something?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear!
Self-taught.
but she's marrying that jerk-off.
And a promise to be near...
Glenn isn't really-- He's very busy right now.
Yes, it's ladies' night.
I
like Fonzie and Vinnie Barbarino...
I never heard it at all...
Love stinks.
That's not true, because I saw you inside.
Ninety-nine Luftballons...
The weird thing is, when we were growing up...
Cuckoo’s Nest Cuckoo’s Nest
That was so cold You must’ve felt like shit
Remember what we talked about?
I'm confused.
Morning, sunshine.
-I believe it is. -Oh, my God.
Je t'aime Ah moué aussi bebé
I kind of just wanted to be a songwriter, you know?
You guys got to help me.
For now and ever more.
How about that?
We're living in a material world, and I am a material girl.
He's taking it pretty bad.
Hey, wait a second.
Someone left a jacket in the back.
I can't make Glenn set a date.
So you're still pissed about that wedding thing
What's the mile-high club?
Yeah, actually, uhm, I came by to ask you something now.
and I really want you and Sammy to come.
I just would not want to do that in a church...
I think she's a very nice girl...
It's over.
It's the wedding singer.
as the brother-in-law of the town nut job.
You know who else I think is sexy?
Really? What did he say?
You're going to be a fine husband.
She said she didn't dance with losers.
to realize they shouldn't date anyone at work.
Why don't you have a few drinks, and ya know.... drive home
and then there will be weirdness between you and me...
could certainly use that kind of help on everything.
Lmfao
I'll miss you...
They were cones.
Bobby in BBW9
And I'm pretty sure that guy right there.
She'd rather go to bed with a real man...
Excuse me, sir. I have to serve the beverages.
Who cares about Glenn?
I don't know what you just said, but you said something
May I have this dance?
Look at the happy couple.
Or...should I thank Linda?
That is a luscious ass right there, isn't it?
You look like you're lots of fun.
Yeah, that's me... Robbie's fiancee.
And if I ever get married, maybe you'll sing at my wedding.
Yeah, that's something.
What are you doing here?
And round...
I don't know what I'm thinking.
Like Thissssssss
To enfold you. Just go with it.
I could see that.
Ode to Aggies: Sips are losing their minds.
I know, sweetie.
Kiss you...
Oh, sure, honey. What's not to like?
As I said, it has some size.
.
Why don't you have a few drinks, and ya know.... drive home
And the feeling's right
I lay in bed...
It'll be a double date, Glen and I are gonna go to.
I'm going to tell those record company guys about you.
but it's been a pleasant working environment ever since.
but that wears off.
You were comfortable showing it to Linda...
Yeah, well just don't drop a dumbbell on your head.
How was your bottle of rum last night?
Go back to the boiler room.
Not about the wedding-- about the wedding night.
Now get out of my Guns N’ Roses T-shirt before you jinx the band And make Axl Rose sound like a Muppet
Yeah, sounds like fun.
We're looking into it.
Let me just pick up a chick, and we'll get out of here.
when you were together?
You said you were gonna give it to her.
You can call it...
I think I saw a boot come out.