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and the mutants over at table nine...
Hey, asswipe...
inspired by one of our coach passengers.
Tymetrix One more error message, and I am going to strangle you with my microphone wire, do you understand me?
But we can't get chicks like that anymore.
Good.
and I've been wearing this ring for two years...
I like these rubber bracelets. You look like Madonna.
If the furnace breaks.
He's doing good.
but she didn't.
if we don't eat again soon.
You were right. You've always been right.
I hate the bride. I hate The Groom. I want them to be miserable because that's what i am
I know you wanted to set a date...
I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator.
I was like, Whoa, of course, man...
Uncle Robby says, You a bitch!
Ok, would you like to go to dinner with me sometime?
Told you she was gonna yak.
We should make time to talk, don't you think?
I would, but, you know, I just--l can't.
What I'm saying is, all I really want...
It basically indicated...
And the feeling's right
Jules, it doesn't play records. It plays CDs.
Do me a favor and put her in the car with Glenn.
Of course you do. She's a cool chick with a hot ass.
There's only four Jewish families in this town.
You're ridiculous, man.
making you do something you don't even want to do.
and if it was, I'd be puking more than that kid.
Sunday's the big day, huh?
Jules, it doesn't play records. It plays CDs.
I'm doing better. I don't know.
Like a record, baby.
Meet me at the bar. I gotta piss first.
Always takes them three weeks...
I got enough problems already.
True.
I don't want to be alone anymore.
That was fun.
and the colors don't run together.
That's good. Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
If you could give me some cards with my name on it...
until my music career took off.
Why don't you NOT social distance, and ya know ... ... celebrate 4th of July at Mount Rushmore
You're Ridiculous
Got me like
Prime rib, please.
'Til there was you.
When the weather man was wrong about the hurricane making a turn
You gonna make breakfast in bed?
That’s not nice! Very creative, though.
All he cares about are possessions
Hey Glenn, what's up?
I'm a person, too, Pop, goddamn it!
We were flying there, and I'd never been before...
at your fiftieth anniversary party.
Right round, round, round.
That's so pure and true...
I'm going to tell everybody what you said at the bar.
I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song...
But I gotta get that out of my head, you know?
No, it smells good, actually.
Now, I'll be a young girl and you'll be Robbie.
Hey, what are you doing, man?
Wake up, sleepyhead.
Wow. Look at him go.
I puked.
Will you play it for me?
You all right?
-Love you. -Love you.
Do what you got to do.
Put a bullet in my head.
Don't you talk to Leeroy that way
Why would we want to talk about that?
You're Watching Trial And Error On NBC You're Watching Shooter On USA
Yes it's Ladies Night
I hope so.
Now please get out of my Menzingers shirt Before you jinx the band and they break up
I got you something. It's called a CD player.
If you want to stay with them, you're gonna have to marry them.
Don't worry, you've got to stay in shape so other men will look at you.
NO
your silk shirt unbuttoned...
By the way, thank you for recommending Tony the florist.
I should have.
I'm gonna have to give them cab money to go home...
N
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Actually, I shouldn't drink.
When your Plume sags!!
We grew up here. All our friends are here.
that are still interviewing some witnesses.
Have a few drinks and drive home.
And I work long hours.
I hate the bride. I hate the groom.
Sure you know what you're doin up there?
and find amongst all these young studs here tonight...
Love stinks! yeah yeah.
I live in my sister's Baaaasemeeeent!!!
It's because I'm the best guitar player in the world.
It would be...
What are you saying?
Very nice.
That song was about you.
If we get a second alone, we usually go to sleep.
Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Oh, my God, Glenn!
I can see that you're drunk, and that's OK.
so I'm gonna make this really easy on you.
But I never heard them ringing.
NFC East League average team
See...Billy Idol gets it. (And so does Layne)
when I used to come and watch you from the front row...
Hay Jason You're a bitch!!
Losers table
I haven't done jack shit since high school.
I'd like to do more than dance with her.
-Let what out? -Your feelings.
Just one day out of life...
Glenn’s into bank accounts. No, Jules, it's high-yield cash account.
No. You're the best.
like Blake Carrington.
I'll go all the way for you, sir.
Hello.
That's the hardest thing, to write a song.
And no one else will do.
I'm actually working on a game plan right now.
When my crush say
She says, Oh, baby, just you shut your mouth.
I'll take care of the kids.