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You are in luck,
as the mother of a mixed-race child...
How are you losing Iowa?
because I signed your name on some documents.
I know these struggles firsthand.
and all the secret meetings on the golf course
I got a neo-Nazi on the dangle in Sweden.
I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.
How the fuck did that happen?
live from Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa,
Let's turn our attention to foreign policy,
by sending U.S. ground troops into countries like Niger?
to say that there are so many candidates
- Hold this. - What are you,
and I think it would be best
Whether your ceiling is made of glass
Oh, before I forget.
"Man up."
Are you deaf?
I would need to be campaign manager.
Do you have your debate cheat sheet?
You ask him any question, it's gonna be "powerful magic."
That means "hello," Mike.
Listen, OK. He's just the protest candidate. Ignore him.
watching a white man kick a black woman in the vagina.
a new strategy that we have developed here
should send troops into countries like N-word,
And I have had virtually no contact with him
- I'm feeling patriotic. - Full bald eagle.
I understand that reference now. It's a book.
Life- and-death decisions.
- I'm so sorry. Thank you. - OK. Yeah.
I'm at less than 5%?
And the article as a whole is not cool.
Clearly, I have a thing for strong women.
- OK. Yeah? - Ma'am.
I'm gonna ask him a question. What's your solution
- Mm... - You look beautiful.
and the other candidates, to, uh,
to minimize decomp during the rotunda viewing.
- give her a swirly. - Oh, no.
- Why, is he retarded? - No, but you might be.
the Meyer Fund and your husband Andrew Meyer stole millions during...
Hey, I think that went pretty well, right?
from our obese children, from our adult illiterates,
You gotta help me. Somebody's gotta tell me what to do.
my entire life has been training for the Oval Office.
If I may interject. Please.