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Her records were sealed. She was 16.
- Oh no, not bad. Deadly. - Okay.
The only reason you were hired is because Mr. Tanz told me
- He would look different. - Jonah.
You want me to join Jonah's campaign?
has the complete ledgers to all the Meyer Fund accounts?
to join me...
I smiled all through the casual grabbing of my behind
Uh, me too.
- No. Andrew Meyer is my ex-husband. - Yep.
if those troops were black.
And that's why as a woman,
We're being sued by the sensitivity trainers.
Well, I did think about this.
of everybody we don't want invited to my funeral.
OK, folks. Where is Keith Quinn?
- Oh, my God! - Ohh...
- In fact, it's the Speltt family motto. - Splett.
they've decided to host two separate debates.
I am writing this email, Andrew...
a piece on Buzzfeed entitled "An Open Letter to Andrew Meyer."
How about for once in your life you stop whining,
No, ma'am, she's my half-sister.
How much money did you steal?
- Everything looks great. Ready when you are. - I know.
- Yes, they are. - That's a busy beaver.
Stop it! Stop!
Hey, kids. Were you all just petting the animals?
before I show up to the piss puddle that is your house
And I accept them all.
Oh, my God!
OK! University of Iowa!
Go!
- Oh. You do? - I do. And frankly, I'm tired of hearing about it.
Keep your head down, Ames. I'll part the redneck sea.
In South Carolina, that is not a significant slice of the pie.
When I was coming up as a lawyer,
"Dear Mr. Andrew Meyer, I have invested my entire life savings with you,
Ma'am, why don't we just jump right to embalming options
She's referring to the African nation...
and then filled her all up with snoozily-scuzz.
All right. Ellen, ni hao!
It doesn't matter how you pronounce it,
American hegemony across the African continent,
OK. What was that?
but I can't focus on anything
But classy.
and a woman of color,
General Stattler. How are you?
And it brings me no joy
- Oh, Christ. - Andrew Meyer, husband
My wife wants to adopt a new kid
I'm startin' to think he's rippin' me off.
We're gonna take a quick break
Well, I don't want to relax
- Come on, Dan. - Yes. Yes.
that you use to get up onto your soapbox?
good things happen to good people.
that I can no longer work for your presidential campaign.
- Such as it is. Whaddya say? - What?
because they never let me forget it.
- Here ya go, ma'am. - Uh-huh.
fuck of azbi
Of four years ago.
it's TMI, people, it's TMI.
OK. Is there any way we can accuse Kemi