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Excuse me. Yes?
Some people say I'm not fit to be president,
- My vision for when I die... - If you...
God bless America
Actually, he was decapitated.
my abortion ride, but now, of course,
- There's no wrong answers. - Nope.
for her ex-husband's activities at the fund.
Ask for campaign manager.
Hi. Jonah Ryan, candidate for president...
.
Look at you!
- I wrote down all the words not to say. - OK, that'll work.
I took the liberty of using President Ford's ceremony as a template.
you were the best and because?
Oh, that's a good idea. Let's make a list
Asbestos was the name of their pit bull.
Is that the Berkeley VC-10?
You're feeling what I'm saying?
you have to be more PC
we are all gonna have to rally behind Kemi.
Why don't you eat this, Congressman?
Teddy, improv is Jonah's thing.
That's so gay.
Novelty mayors are Iowa's #1 source of tourism. After tornado chasing and coming into town to buy Sudafed.
Could you imagine?
Yes!
many accomplishments of the Meyer administration
Yeah, you would've.
Why don't we just kick President Meyer instead?
And believe me, the many,
I have actually sat in the Oval Office
I meant gay like, uh, mentally retarded.
And I hope you'll all caucus for Selina Meyer.
the specific incident that brought you to us.
But for the record,
You know what else is huge, Amy?
'cause I hate relaxing so...
Thank you.
Well, make Amy go.
And I would just like to add to that...
Don't wear white pants!
now we're bleeding out our assholes.
Novelty mayors are Iowa’s number one source of tourism. After tornado chasing. And coming into town to buy Sudafed.
eating dick-shaped food.