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I was an agricultural advisor. Nothing more.
and made tough decisions...
'cause it's so dirty in here,
- Oh. - That sounds like a terrorist to me, folks.
Then why am I not in prison for punching the president?
- Fun. - Yeah.
- Also discussed it on television. - Lovely.
- Do we even have an app? - Of course we do, ma'am.
Feels like...
some kind of Green Beret?
It is literally the definition of retarded.
and most people are uncomfortable
OK. Order, order.
One minute, Madam President.
Well, would you mind?
- Oh, my God. - Don't worry, Lee. I'll keep you out of it.
and not-statistically significant.
- Perhaps that kind of thing plays well in "Nevahda" - - - Nevada.
Just wanted to say...
Oh, by the way, have you seen Andrew?
Oh, look at this. Congressman Ryan!
Well. You know, if...
I'm Greg Hart. Good night.
From Drake University, this has been CNN's first
Nevada, but I challenge Governor Calhoun,
- No offense, Amy. - Mom, do you have to act that way?
How do you feel about being relegated to the undercard debate?
She doesn't call that rape, by the way, that's just regular sex to her.
- Ohh. - Hey, Ame. Hey, Dan.
Say it with me: "Time to finish
Ohh. Ugh.
Yeah, that's right, you heard me, man up.
- Huh. - That's really good.
Can you make me a waxing appointment?
Once she's gone...
Don't worry about it. I got it handled.
It seems that Mike just published
I just found out from my stupid stepfather...
- Where's Kemi? - Senator Talbot
in your husband's alleged crimes?
- Pretty good, right? - Senator Talbot,
How is this possibly even working for her?
physically repugnant underdog
Do I really want to get embalmed?
But you know what? I'm not gonna stoop
From my stupid stepfather-in-law,
- No, no, no. It's OK. - I'm so sorry.
And put Andrew at the top.
It seems I have been appointed the new Mayor of Lurlene.
Ma'am, I was hoping I could have some more responsibilities...
About the children, you hog-fingering fucks?
And also...
Ow!
See? When you do good things,
Yeah. "Don't worry, Lee. You won't get pregnant.
- Ma'am. - What?