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Hi, I'm Joe Swanson, and this is 30 impressions in 30 seconds.
Okay, thanks, Bonnie. Next I want to ride a bike.
Huh. Well, you know what? I guess he does.
You know what, we should just go out and start filming.
Simple. I took your DNA and inserted it
I thought you needed more space. I always want to hang out with you.
and I just need to quickly respond, and there I am
Oh, "Dad." I just got emotional.
I just put Jack and Rose down for their nap.
Eight months. You look amazing.
No, no, just keep going.
I suppose I could give it a try.
Oh, yeah, 'cause they're like, "Rah! That's gross!
What is a penguin? Is it some kind of bug?
Yeah. Hey, I got a funny story.
We should've just gotten Jimmy Fallon to do any lame thing.
You know, our son's a famous actor.
I-I won't look at it.
Well, you do have a son that you were never there for.
Let's get a few candids.
Oh, hey, look, you made a little dinner party.
I don't know, was he in Black Hawk Down?
"Good morning, Vietnam."
I thought if we had a baby it would bring us closer together.
That frog in the miniskirt putting a quarter in the jukebox.
and I'm kind of good-looking. I mean, I'm no model, but...
Hello? Oh, hi, Bonnie.
I'm concerned that frog's in more trouble than she realizes.
Brian, I need you to take me to the hospital.
Then maybe we can take it off the table.
Not too ridiculous for you to put a baby in me.