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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
like the one on the waffle iron.
Two and a half tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.
In your face, space coyote!
because I didn't come home last night.
Look at all them Hot Run Lots
Hi, Homer. Find your soul mate.
Thank you for your concern, Helen. Homer isn't drinking. Not today. Thank you for your concern, Helen. Homer isn't drinking. Not today.
WORKPLACE SLACK
[Gasping]
I think I'm gonna be leaving now.
Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, the Doodletown Pipers.
Aye. Port.
- Hey! [Recites Lyric] - [All Reciting Lyric]
Look at all them
[Breathing Heavily]
Homer Simpson
But something's a little off.
- Carl? - I'd say acquaintance.
I've added an extra ingredient just for you.
Wait, mister. You're drinking a candle.
(LOUD BELCH)
This is 'cause I kicked you, isn't it?
Less artsy, more fartsy!
Probably just knocking back a few "refreshments." [Chuckles]
Look. Just give me some inner peace, or I'll mop the floor with ya!
[Grunting]
(GROANING)
To make yourself complete, you must find your soul mate.
'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo.
- [Groans] Oh. - [Horn Tooting]
A machine? Earl's a machine?