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but I can make forts with the new couch.
Linda, you're gonna think
Were you serious about the snacks? 'Cause I hid some
Those are good lyrics, man.
Linda, that's what we call in the industry a nasty couch.
Great. The queen's not even here?
It's... it's one of us.
It is. You know? It's natural.
I mean...
Hi, Teddy. Hi, Lin. It's Teddy.
Why did they want our couch?
The couch I raised my babies on!
Let's do it! 'Kay... no body pillows, good... No risque prints... I think we're in the clear! AAAAHHH!!! I forgot about the violent stuff! HUH?
Well, what do you need to know?
It's gonna be immortalized on our new flyer, so...
And it's really you,
you're welcome. Ha.
Oh, my word!
Yeah! I don't like who I am on this couch.
"We put the couch out of its misery." Who's we?
There she is. Oh.
use low chairs anyway?
The... Wh-What?
That's a futon fit for a fool.
That's why she's the queen and you're not.
Why are you laughing like that?
You can't unorder it.
After we get the shot we're gonna use,
Her sofas are firm but they're fair.
and I work on commission.
Look, we'll get rid of the couch someday.
with your couch forts.
This is how I do it. Guys! Kids, can you switch this off?
Okay, fine.
Who is it?
Ooh, fun.
Ha! Good luck, Teenage Mutant Teenager Legs.
We gotta go get it.
Excuse me! Hey!
Uh, actually, the cushions don't come off.
I'll be here all day. Mr. Fischoeder hired me
Aw. I love the Sofa Queen.
It's... uh, it's a long story.
Hmm. Still smells like incense in there, though.
Oh, my God.
Sure I liked making couch forts,