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- Who is this? - Let me out or you're fired.
I'm now gonna read aloud your submitted medical conditions.
- What are you guys talking about? - Nothing Kevin.
God here we go again, got to go, I have to take this.
Wow
has to deliver the bad news to the employees, I do it all the time.
There's no dental, there's no vision,
Don't need it, never been sick, perfect immune system.
It's a great plan! It saves the company a fortune.
I am going to do...
You know what? Come with me.
This isn't the big surprise , is it?
- Good luck. - Jim! Damn it!
Busy, busy, busy. Can't step away.
And I'm having a unbelievably busy day.
We feel good? All right, good!
- Bigger than his! - No, you cannot use it.
Damn it! damn it! Jim!
- What? - Those are my keys.
I still have a vagina.
Ok great. "Germatitus". Thank you Angela,
Right? That's what this is all about!
I wish I had time to change it, but...
Oh do you want me to repeat the messages that I gave you before?
I'm gonna have to interview each and everyone of you
I'm the lion.
It's awful.
Why don't you go in there Dwight?
I would like to, but I'm really busy, rain check?
Yes. And my decision is final.
- Michael, - I, I Know
When he tries to tell you He has an his own office
- Understand? - That's not entirely true,
You have forfeited that privilege. I have tried to treat you all as adults.
Ok "wow", cause that is a pretty intense accusation.