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Can't... lift... arm...
Find me some good players-- living players.
It's almost game time.
What about Clemens?
It has been known to cause gigantism...
will crush your team like nine flabby grapes.
[ Gunshot ]
of acute radiation poisoning, Mr. Scioscia.
Steve Sax is looking at six life sentences.
How long does it take to see this thing?
Steve Sax from New York City.
Let me rephrase that.
Damn!
Honus Wagner, Cap Anson...
He's bigger than me, faster, stronger...
- If I tug the bill of my cap like so... - Yeah.
Will... I...
I would tell him, but we keep missing each other.
I'm going to report this...
- Darryl. - Darryl.
I still like him better than Steinbrenner.
I'm on my way.
Our new, well, uh...
Certainly. A million will be fine.
Isn't there a first aid chart around here somewhere?
## On the barroom tile ##
What are you gonna do with your million dollars?
- it means the signal is a fake. - Uh-huh.
- Somebody scare him. - That's for the hiccups.
[ Sniffs ]
Lord Palmerston!
And everyone is happy.
Yes.
What, a million dollars isn't interesting?
LMPD You don't know when to shut your mouth do you Scottie boy?
Don't argue with me!
of playing big league ball.
I'm sorry. My mind was elsewhere.
No, sir. Who would you like killed?
My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken.
Three misfortunes, that's possible...