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Wait, what...
Um, I'm gonna be president.
Well, according to the manufacturer.
Guys, guys, guys, you better decide quickly.
For us and the ducks.
No, it's going much worse.
- We're gonna get you out in the streets. - Okay.
It's like a chicken came in your mouth.
They all call me a dick behind my back.
We're not sure when, but very soon.
So are we gonna stop dancing? You gonna make me an offer?
What happened to HADDA...
take your crazy eggs, stick 'em up your ass.
the real America.
but I do think outside the box.
it's just one... disaster
I screwed up, Mom.
Ma'am, are you okay?
- Me, me, me. - You. Come forward.
Victory in Iowa is just the start of the job.
- Do you swab it? - No.
So, change it to Hitler?
Okay, you can stop now.
Um, what about local phone-in shows?
of my... of your life.
may want to reflect on how its tightfisted idiocy
Mr. Carter, hi. Gary Walsh.
Well, push it. We got four days left.
It stands for Victory Permafucked.
Oh, I so wish we could talk longer,
Now say it again without Crying like a little bitch
Otherwise she's gonna hang herself
Have you got any offers coming in?
- Why not? - I don't know.
That's what all the chicks say.
- Suicide attempt, yeah. - Yes.
Let's find us a house, Wendy,