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Don't you see it? Your dream of being a massive success?
I'm sorry, sir.
D'oh!
There's no more law and order in malls.
...involuntary Memphis juking...
Healing crystals.
You just gave 'em a slug of whiskey
you are about to judge demo boom! the people are just jewties! the rulings are jewry jewty! the cases are on the next shiendalin! this is court of judge judge!
children's health care will be cut from workers' benefits.
How do I make this guilt go away?
(like Dracula): I vant to suck your money.
(cackles)
We're closed.
And which is free to you?
And look what I hid in the apple.
that life is heartless and brutal,
painful spasms...
(slurps)
I'm sorry, honey. We'll just have to cut back
In fact, you can have my entire inventory.
(babbling)
Are you sure? Do you really?
Oh, dear, we're running low on obsidian.
(gasps)
Are you sure about this?
(high-pitched voice): "Ooh, corporate tax cuts.
(barking)
Pure coincidence.
No white-out.
of inessential line item
Yep. They're making math problems like 60 + 63