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and maybe get those things off my record, off the cloud,
Yeah, I know, dude. I'm telling you,
Hi, everybody, and welcome to my new show on MSNBC,
I know not what to believe,
I've infiltrated the NSA and gained their trust.
I'm at a really great musical right now.
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
In 1992, I had sex with the queen of Monaco.
The government watches everything we do?
Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.
and I thought everyone would be super pissed off
and then I'm gonna put all their secrets up on Twitter.
and phone calls, um, how do I know which people to start with?
They see everything.
I never thought of it that way.
[all cheering]
I don't think so.
Yeah, I know, dude. I’m telling you,
in here, Craig.
and this little person was singing a song.
No. What Alec Baldwin commercial?
before that bitch walks in
Do you pledge allegiance to the flag?
Next please! [bell rings]
Just between you and me, I think everyone's too stupid
Yes, I'm here to apply for the NSA job.
this broadcast is for my Shitter followers only.
and see if you like to know the truth.
could go to the store after work.
We can't let our enemies get their hands on this.
[ominous music]
I just want to say, well-
See, I didn’t read it either,
holding the cell phone out like this
Yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you,
What have you got?
Um, and I-well, I cut the picture out of the magazine
Pretty simple. Everyone has a file.
then I want to make sure I come clean about the bad ones
What the hell is going on here?
Sit there and wait, and no cell phones or other things
Hey, hang on a second, Lawrence.
all those phone calls can take a lot of manpower.
We've got a new member today!
I was-I was watching MTV,
and talking on speakerphone.
You haven't seen the Alec Baldwin commercial?
Yeah, but I was like,
but nobody cares!