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still wants to hear everything I have to say.
-What the hell are you doing? -Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,
I can’t even get a minute of peace
He just put on his Twitter account that he hates America
Hello, Craig!
and we don't have any privacy anymore.
at Mike Douglas' house, and I fucked Kim Basinger.
You should have taken me down when you had the chance.
I don't think so.
and that land won't be home so long as folks out there
He liked the fitness center, so he tweeted his friends
The mom said yes but called her husband first
My colleague and I, we want to share our experience at DMV.
I am so sick of that stupid bitch!
I was, um, sure that the appointment was today.
and see if he'll bring petition forms.
Dude, my Twitter account might already be compromised.
I think we need to change his status to ripped and sweet.
No, dude, I'm gonna sneak into their headquarters
People who have a status of threat, possible threat,
but what price is safety, Kyle?
How many hours were you guys playing?
Hopefully the NSA has no idea of my secret intentions.
I don't think so.
My thoughts are sent directly to the Internet
I do! I love my country!
I don't think so.
Cause we all live forever in the cloud
Your government doesn't listen in on you to punish you.
and on to all your Shitter followers.
and seeing if you've accepted the government into your heart.
and the home of the brave,
# Humble folks without temptation #
And please watch over Mommy and Daddy
there's one thing I can guarantee.
it was my thumbs,
Yeah, it's that kid Kyle again.
There's a lot of people working here at the NSA,
I just want hot tea and codeine, no lemon!
What have you got, Patricia?
at this amazing deli run by two faggots in Chelsea.
Welcome to the NSA main office.
people who think their government