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and a little girl loses her life.
before that bitch walks in,
Hey, Phillip, pull my finger. [doorbell rings]
at what I exposed about the government,
I don’t think so.
checks up on its citizens.
I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover,
Dah! Dow!
Don't you see there's no other way?
I don’t think so.
They're the meanest people on planet Earth.
DMV people?
Sir, you might want to check this out.
I said I got your tweet of the address.
I don't think so.
- What the hell are you doing? - Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,
and your government wants you to be happy.
We need to organize a rally!
Nah, don't do that.
Maybe they didn't see me. No, no, they saw me.
disguised as an employee, and I'm gonna-
Like what?
doing stuff I shouldn't do like showing people pictures
Wait, shh, I've gotta be careful.
See, I was like you once, afraid, unsure,
and they needed to be gotten rid of.
but then I realize, all these things,
How about I make you some hot tea with lemon and codeine?
I don’t think so.
I am Eric Cartman!
is keeping tabs on me?
and it seems there's never enough detectives
I don't think so.
Well, there's a lot of interesting stuff
Yes!
[doorbell rings]
Nobody cares that the government is listening in on everything.
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
Well, don't you know that the government is watching you?
What the-
That just going to the DMV
before that bitch walks in,
For everything bad I've ever done?
it wasn't me that was homophobic,
It's never too late.
All right, keep an eye on all three of 'em.
but keep quiet 'cause it's top secret.
where people come to get things off their chest-
Yeah.
And I-I was at Barnes & Nobles with my mom.