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Right this way, Bill.
doesn't have the right to go around
I am extremely qualified, sir, and very eager to work.
but I know that everyone in America
Don't let your social media
- Sergeant. - What have you got, Lawson?
good people, people who just want to keep America safe.
that are homophobic.
Yeah, just so you know,
I no longer had anything to hide.
and I sang My Country 'Tis of Thee 100 times,
going up on the Internet.
the directions to the rally site.
and we believe, sir, that many people
Are you outside or something?
Just let the government into your heart.
What is that voice?
Nobody wants to hear your goddamned conversations,
Bill Clinton.
Any files on Eric Cartman?
Would you like to read some DMV literature?
than at the DMV with all you wonderful people.
Okay, hon.
All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?
No, now you just sound like everybody else!
I went to Amazon to see if they had Grand Theft Auto V,
This is how we know who's a threat and who's not,
But, I know that everyone in America
Eric Cartman, do you love your country?
I don’t think so.
This is the DMV. There will be no joy here.
slow down your need to communicate with the world.
I'm gonna get a job at the NSA,
Because we all live forever in the cloud
Toby, you there, bro? Yeah, I'm here, bro.
I fucked Jack Lemmon's makeup girl in a Porta Potty. Whoops.
and as you're sitting there on the toilet
I'll put a stop to this.
Haven't you squares heard of the Constitution?
Right now?
No. No, leave them alone.
If the government, sir-
MAVTV! 3 months old!
He said the government watching us.
- Who is that? Is that Toby? - Yeah.
All right, keep an eye on him. Let me know if anything changes.
I pledge allegiance... all: To the flag...