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I don't think so.
in the Blu-ray for Star Trek."
Good night, government.
What else can I do?
and I'm forgiven again?
That's quite all right.
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
as fat and unimportant.
[sniffling] Okay.
That's when I realized
and talking on speakerphone!
Really, really bad.
# Ow, say, ow, ow #
Everybody! Everybody, hey!
that they should try it out.
the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
My colleague and I are going through the neighborhood
I infiltrated the NSA, and I was a whistleblower,
Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.
I don't think so.
Free Pass with Alec Baldwin.
Then take that shit off speakerphone!
Why do people talk on their phone like that?
Is that that same kid?
like the little girl, will burn in the fire.
I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be
A big rally to tell the government
In 1992 I had sex with the Queen of Monaco. I had my entire fist up her ass
Nobody wants to hear your goddamn conversations,
You must have a pretty big file on Eric Cartman.
But I am done forever with Game of Thrones.
the government is watching everything you do-
We need to organize a rally!
[siren wailing]
and it says, "You might also be interested
Yeah, I didn't read it either,
to make sure there weren't any dinner plans.
Now as I infiltrate the NSA,
He just emailed his wife and asked if she
for my "Stop Listening to Me" website.
and a big tidal wave of peace and serenity
# Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine #
"then you have to admit it to your protector
all our emails and Twitter accounts.
Oh, I feel so much better already.
Got a 17-year-old female down in Jacksonville.
at #keepthegovernmentoutofmybusiness.com.
to all my Shitter followers.
We admit all our shortcoming and sin
That's why this is so important, you know?
and my friends were all like, "Dude, Cartman,
Why do people talk on their phone like that?