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# Living in America, eye to eye #
Thank you!
[sniffles] That's pretty cool.
I think her name was Pink.
We have to do something about this.
but they are expecting me.
Ah! Ow!
I’m telling you guys,
and my friends, Stan and Kyle, Craig and Token,
You can follow me on my Shitter account
that they're worth something in this world.
and any thought you have is uploaded to the Internet
It's incredible!
Don't you see what we could become?
Hello. I'm Alec Baldwin, and I love social media.
I pledge that fucking allegiance!
You need that new thing where you don't need to type.
I-I feel really good!
Really? How big is my file?
I'm about ready to go to the NSA undercover
# People spouting, "Howdy neighbor" #
The fuck are you talking about, Butters?
for making me feel so safe and looked after.
The DMV was shut down today
always watching.
where people feel safe.
[bell dings] Next!
with the star-spangled Montezuma's revenge,
Hallelujah!
What's a Jehovah's Witness?
All: Yay!
Just so you know, we might have an NSA agent
but central computer designated his status
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
and any thought you have is uploaded to the Internet,
This is all being broadcast live on my Twitter zeppelin
Yeah, we've heard of that.
The central computer is wrong. You need to change his status.
[crying]
And if it wouldn't be too much trouble,
Your government just wants you
How long they been watching us?
then everyone would do it, then our enemies would do it.
[knock at door]
went into the soul and touch our heart.
I don't think so.
If you think you got the stomach for this,
at #keepthegovernment outofmybusiness.com.
Hey, I'm just trying to renew my license.
Hello.
Okay, well, put Toby back on the phone.
- Huh? - Uh, that is, uh-