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Ashley Bartoszek Ashley Bartoszek
It's too late for me, Butters.
- That'd be cool. - That'd be what?
Yeah, no, dude, I’m telling you,
Dude, I really can't hear you, Lawrence.
There is no doubt the government is tracking me.
because we all live forever in the cloud.
It's a nice change to see people happy at the DMV.
What's this?
4:16 P.M.
It now appears that the only people who can be trusted
God, I love baseball.
Yeah, no, dude, I'm telling you,
How do you think we're able to keep track
I'll be able to broadcast everything
[typing, computer beeps]
We need to organize a rally.
-What Ms. Ashley's class are you doing? -Kyle, if you wouldn't mind,
I'm telling you guys,
Some little faggot in my head.
I don't think so.
I'd really like to get a puppy for Christmas this year.
I don't see you on the list, Mr. Clinton.
You can follow me on my Shitter account
Uh, trust me, he's not fat and unimportant.
Blabbin' pussy little skank!
that can actually take the thoughts in your head
keep a file on us.
has been shut down due to rampant allegations
and wants to blow up the Lincoln memorial.
I'm totally interested in the Blu-ray for Star Trek
I pledge it!
Stop listening to my conversation, Kyle!
how we know who's sleeping and who's awake.
send the nasty text, put up nasty pictures
Yeah, because the government won't respect my privacy.
[crying]
We've just received word that the U.S. Postal Service
I already said The Pledge of Allegiance 50 times,
There's 300 million people out there.
Uh-huh. Did you follow all that, Craig?
in Chelsea a run for their money.
but I'm close, very close.
Well, well, the NSA. I should've known.
Time to go find a pussy sandwich.