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Time to go find a pussy sandwich.
That's right.
that you crap stars and stripes for a week,
to stay out of our private lives!
Forever!
I don't think so.
Jarvis, what have we got on an Eric Cartman?
You're not that important!
[mechanical whirring]
Oh, kewl.
Eric Cartman is the NSA's worst nightmare.
Hang on, I'm gonna make a video blog
All right, and your name?
That is, until a plane flies into a couple towers
but I saw the puppet show version up at Casa Bonita.
You're okay with everything you think
Wires are grafted harmlessly into your skull,
to keep track of everyone in the country,
This is war, bro.
# [muffled] #
I'm at a really great musical right now.
And then DMVs everywhere can become a place
poking their noses in the emails of its citizens.
Go direct from thought to Internet with Shitter.
I don’t think so.
What's up, everybody?
and then to everyone else on Shitter.
Oh, God.
right here at our school.
Can't do anything? You're the NSA.
Hello?
Not according to the central computer.
It didn't work, Mom.
if you just let the government into your heart.
Your government is watching you,
to keep track of everyone.
Look, I am telling you that you are making a huge mistake.
How do we have a choice?
I know he can be a meanie sometimes,
Wow, that's cool. She's cute. Wink emoji.
Why, the DMV can be a place
[bell dings]
then we could definitely use your help, young man.
What are you, the NSA?