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Me and Toby are ditching school!
I'm about to sit down and eat a sandwich
Now let's all pledge allegiance.
and doing everything you do.
I don’t think so.
I don't think so.
if they gonna put the file in the cloud,
# I'm goin' down to South Park #
Hey, so, um, as I'm going through people's emails
Uh, people keep showing up
and on Alec Baldwin's new television show via Shitter.
Eric, honey, what's the matter?
filled me with a joy I had felt nowhere else.
I'm sure the government has a file on me a mile long.
still wants to hear everything I have to say.
Oh, you can walk there.
Get their hands on what?
You're not that important!
to be honest about your mistakes.
What's the NSA?
My dad said the government keeps a database on everyone.
And that's when I masturbated to Game of Thrones.
You see, Craig, once I came clean with the government,
they live forever because the government
and I know it was especially wrong
Your little cartoon has a girl on fire.
but the brave can't be free if the land isn't home,
or person of interest are the ones
but they're keeping us safe.
No, you don't have to fly to Russia, hon.
[chorus singing]
of every single person in the country?
I don’t think so.
IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU why
[electronic beeping and buzzing]
What, they already have something better than Twitter?
you little bitch.
but the government is actually able to monitor
All right, what's up, everybody, what's up?
There's a very important threat to national security.
slow down your need to communicate with the world.
I seriously feel like I'm being spied on right now.
Well, that's okay, because now there's a device
But you know what I've learned?
that can actually take the thoughts in your head