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- I don't know. - All right, I'll show you.
in Russia!
against my country, and I'm gonna have to hide out
I no go DMV. I don't have car.
is hooked up to a big, horrible machine!
If I'm going to infiltrate the NSA
I have to go to Russia and live with the commie dwarves.
I don't think so.
# Headin' on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind #
The more we pay attention to them,
Oh, God! Here we go.
- Yeah, we're ditching school. - You're what? What'd you say?
- They're spying on you? - Yeah, it's right here.
this broadcast is for my Shitter followers only.
Forget the rally. We have to go hard-core.
reading my private emails anyway?
Can I help you, sir?
I was once like you.
But my parents always told me, "If you do something horrible,
There's a place where you can start over.
Say, what right does the government have
Blabbing, prissy little skank!
Just two so far, me and Alec Baldwin.
I've done it.
-That’d be cool. -I know, right?
See, there's a lot of people out there who think like you,
And I've got news for you.
No, it'll be fine.
I'm gonna email everybody and put it up on my blog pages.
Perhaps instead of treating people badly,
Yes. Yes, I will.
as he went to question the possible suspect.
I took the picture home with me, and I-
it was the worst pain in my entire life.
Then she emailed her mom at work and asked if it was okay.
See, I didn’t read it either,
[upbeat electronic organ music]
We want to talk to you about some tweets
after rampant allegations of sex with young boys.
Only problem is, checking all those emails,
Yes, sir. See, I used to be like you.
I go around sending the nasty email,
There's gonna be a big rally to tell the government
I don't really think I followed all that.
# Gonna leave my woes behind #
- Hey, Joe. - What you got, Miller?
before I'm able to expose their entire operation.
Everyone there is really nice.
So far I have not ascertained how they are able
You want to live in the land of the free
Central Computer designated his status as “Fat and Unimportant”
Oh, my God. Oh, my God, they saw me.
We Kingdom Hall Jehovah Witness,