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Lawrence, remember I was telling you how the government
[clears throat]
the bigger their file becomes.
But, sometimes, I accidentally tweet things
With the DMV shut down, Americans have been asked
And thank you, President Obama,
Why not 1,000 Living in Americas?
Could you read this part out loud?
Will do.
- It'd be cool! - I know, right?
- I can be forgiven? - Yes!
Blabbin' pussy little skank!
you've been tweeting.
# Smoke, track, fat back, many miles of rail road track #
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
You got to start Googling everyone
Oh, my goodness.
I don't think that way. I just type that way.
to be efficient and proficious."
Ah, yes, so this is where the government
God, I love baseball.
I know that the NSA is torturing Santa, sweetie,
How much longer I got to wait?
Don't you see what this could lead to?
I'm at a Yankees game right now.
I don't think so.
well, thanks for watching over me
interpret the Bible wrong.
Yeah, what's that?
I yelled at a midget.
You’re not that important!
Kyle, this is a private conversation.
but I saw the puppet show version at Casa Bonita.
- What's Shitter? - Don't know if you've heard,
Did you guys read 1984?
Whazze?
Are these people nice?
I don't think so.
Hey, man, I was just blowing smoke.
we need you to keep playing defense."
will bring judgment against all and perish,
listens to everyone's phone calls and reads all our emails?
"Hey, get off the TV, you effing midget!"
Oh, you shouldn't be handing out drawings like this, ma'am.
Kyle is here, and I'm pretty sure he's trying to listen in.
And now that everyone knows what you're doing to Santa,
[bell ringing]
I can't even get a minute of peace