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They saw me, and they're gonna be so angry.
and even ol' Eric Cartman.
Have you read any DMV literature?
32-year-old pizza delivery man.
I don’t think so.
- Argh! - You were playing football?
I borrowed my brother's dick once to fuck Daryl Hannah.
Wow, those people over there seem like they're having fun.
She called her friend and asked if she
and telling us what they did wrong.
Uh, no.
Nobody cares that Santa Claus
She can make a pussy sandwich that will give those faggots
All his blogs and emails have been watched
the government thinks they can do whatever they want,
Will do.
People who take their cats on planes should be shot.
Now everyone knows the truth,
Then he called a fitness center to set up a membership.
then I'm gonna need something better than Twitter.
We have to do something about this!
So all that live forever up in what they call the cloud.
"I can't, you guys. I twisted my ankle."
I have no idea why! How can I atone for it?
# Friendly faces everywhere #
How would you like to know the truth?
Gonna tweet you all the details,
Dude, they have gone too far this time!
There's even some quotes from President Obama.
[gasps] Oh, yeah.
You totally started crying and quit the game!
Just finished my Shitter commercial.
while no one was looking.
When was the last time you went to your local DMV?
We have to do something about this!
# Hand to hand, across the nation #
It's called Shitter.
Well, we believe that he means the government loves you,
[laughter on TV]
But this is very top security stuff,
Elon Musk's New Brain Implant Shitter
I have no idea.
Yes, sir, we believe the- the truth.
They say it's to keep us safe,
Oh, hell no, you did not just invade my privacy again.
But sometimes, I accidentally tweet things
It's not gonna be okay because now I'm a whistleblower
-That’d be cool. -I know, right?
wanted to go see the Percy Jackson movie.
I am so sick of that stupid bitch.