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Oh, my God, I've lost the will to scold.
Well, what's wrong with me? Am I incompetent?
It's okay. I thought of the perfect lie for you.
Okay, how about this? If you guys die...
I do Pilates
Yeah. Listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything...
Is this Emmett?
No, Ross' sister was really fat.
- Honey, you stink at lying. - I do not.
But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date.
If I have a heart attack at a restaurant, I want you there with your fossil brush.
How nice. Maybe later we can all blow our noses on my wedding dress.
You didn't come see me in the hospital when I was getting my lips done!
I mean, these things happen. I mean, it's just a plate.
You don't know who I am!! Acting is work
...gets taken away from me? - There's your movie.
I like that! Yeah!
- Oh, my God. - Uh-huh.
Someone that I can spend this day with, and then his wife comes back into town!
It would be just like a movie. At first I wouldn't know what to do with her.
Then my wife dies. Then Emma, the one tiny ray of hope left in my life...
Come on, that was 20 years ago. Get over it.
Everything they said is exactly why I was worried about having a kid. And it's true.
No, you're all about the fun.
- Take it back! - No. What are you gonna do? Make me?
- I will explain it to her. - Like I'd let you talk to the queen.