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I am ready for my performance review.
Never go out on a Thursday night. What the hell was I thinking?
And I want you to listen to a voicemail from my boss.
Hello. To what do I owe this pleasure?
Can I ask you a question? No.
Hello? Everybody? Yeah, attention, please.
Well, okay. What? Never? As in never, ever, ever?
All right. Period.
Oh, Michael, for God's sakes.
and stupid, and you do have coffee breath, by the way.
Pam, can I see you in my office?
I went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night. Crap!
“That doesn’t mean anything, those are just words”
LET'S DO YOUR PERFORMANCE REVIEW
So you can all get in your constructive compliments ASAP.
No, no, no, come... I just want to know why.
sample some deer, and talk about my raise.
and I never have, and I never will.
I really enjoy being judged
That's a serious offense. That is a serious offense.
Wait, wait, one thing.
Well, you're wearing it at the office, and...
Don't you mean constructive criticism?
All right.
I can't... I don't understand why you're so upset.
Good to see you.
Look, I know it's your job, I know you have to ask,
Oh, my God. I'm sorry. I'm interrupting. Oh, God.
Opportunity missed...
Michael, it has nothing to do with your looks, okay?
Oh, well...
Getting ready for my call with General Dynamics
No, I mean doing that with Michael.
Well, I don't think you're gonna be very happy with this.
Great. What do you want, Dwight?
Words
Maybe there's prizes.
Today is thursday But Chris thinks it's friday
Wait, I would like to discuss my raise.
I believe I hold up very well to even severe scrutiny.
It's all about my bonus.