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all right, seriously, you guys,
clear-blue water with skull islands.
all hands on deck !"
( school bell ringing )
yeah, maybe we should think about this.
( fog horn bellowing )
my family and friends are going to die.
* people spouting "howdy neighbor" *
but, guys, g-i-n-g-e-r's
the whole world has used somalia
this is water in a dixie cup !
is the crew okay ?
the pirates' life isn't a life of fun and adventure.
* and meet some friends of mine *
well, there's really not that many of us.
well, 'cause, dude, i'm jewish.
i don't know where you people get off
i mean, i mean, look, look at this guy ?!
you guys cannot leave the pirate club now !
there's sure to be lots of bootys out here !
my father was killed trying to find food for us.
* somalian pirates
uh, goddamn it, people.
you five boys are all booked through
taco salad or hoagie sandwiches.
to be a pirate ?!"
every day i dream that i can go to school,
i helped convince him to go !
i'll even help pay for your ticket !
the fuck are you pirates doing ?!
nice ! * with a yo ho ho
surrender your plunder
it's all right, he couldn't have gone far.
we found them adrift in a life boat, sir.
just make the boat go that way, kind of.
and let us get out of here.
your little brother's run away from home !
you guys-- the fuck ?!
* somalian pirates we
"i was going to puke my balls out through my mouth.
i'm the captain of this outfit !
le light saber terrible !
that's good ! now bring 'er around topside !
a life without rules, without homework and chores !
"your life of boredom is at an end
have a good day !
it isn't safe.
on the phone.