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It's in a very naughty pIace,
Peter! Come on! Stop, Shut up! You guys shut up!
Lois, l got a joke for you. How many losers does it take to make me breakfast?
Peter, that wasn't you,
Because l need those socks.
...our students'll be so smart they'll be able to program their VCRs...
Great. You can get Mr. Fargas his job back.
lf that vile woman were here, she'd prove a worthy adversary.
...with books of some of our greatest movies and TV shows.
Damn!
l'm just kidding. French toast, please.
Oh, yeah. Right.
Wow, check out the rack on.... Mom?
Thanks, Connie. l'm very excited about our progress in revamping our schools.
- Wow! Miss December! - Yep, the old skin bin.
...then l am gonna run like the Six Million Dollar Man.
Oh, Chris!
Out of the house? Why, l'd be free from your oppressive gynocracy!
I say, Iook where my hand is!
The chiIdren of Quahog are our greatest treasure,
Jeez, Mr. Fargas, what happened to you? Somebody give you a fun-ectomy?
Because if we don't teach our kids to read, how will they ever know what's on?
Don't even talk to me, Peter. You humiliated your own wife!
lf there's one thing l can do, it's play to a crowd.
"She almost makes the day begin
- Peter, that's enough! - Eats babies,
Look at all of Lois' signs!
l'm gonna stop you the only way l can...
This campaign literature must be posted today to get you into office...
You watched it Iast night,
"laugh 'n' cry
Take out your scalpels, kids. We're going to dissect a clown!
Lois, what's with the sign?
No, Lois. The janitor'll do that.
...announced today she's puIIing out of the race,
"Vagina junction, what's your function?
Any questions?
But winning without honor isn't really winning at all.
I want to help him
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