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(SOBBING)
Now, speed date.
I don't have a Learjet or some big beach house in la-la land.
Oh, no! He's Marge's, and my, dream man.
But, uh...
Yeah, and you said you're only 180 pounds.
And you blew her off.
especially when the windmill came around and whacked your butt.
Oh, it's great.
But didn't you say he was blind?
Here's me fighting with former President Bush.
I'll just ship these juicy, mail-order steaks back to Omaha.
Please! Somebody take them!
Oh, hey, Ned. Isn't today your cat's birthday?
(PLAYING DIFFERENT TUNE)
I have a delivery for a Scott and Brenda Weingarten,
The warm spring air,
ALL: (CHANTING) Untidy! Untidy! Untidy!
No! I'm not the kind of girl who makes love on a putt-putt golf course!
I know. I just thought maybe...
Oh, you loved it,
When will Marge remember us?
(AIR HORN BLOWS)