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I don't know.
I always figured he'd take over for me when I die at my desk.
Uh-oh. Ain't life a bitch?
I did it.
And a fedora.
head writer
Is that not vertical integration?
Do you have to wear a bra with it?
I want to get Kenneth back into the page program,
and before I became a Congressman I dabbled in television.
Did someone say "tap dance"?
Keep thinking.
I've got hair extensions for you
Maybe.
Who's Toofer?
Well, here's something I've been working on.
What if we have to stay overnight and there aren't enough rooms
Then I've got three months to change your mind.
It means "The Badger" in Spanish.
I can guarantee you this deal will not happen.
I'm reapplying to the page program,
I need you to get me something called Vagitrax.
Really? You're okay with that?
Good-bye, Congresswoman!
But it looks like I'll have time
"Winona Ryder." "In a Hundred Years."
and then we're doing the "Sex and the City" walking tour.
A tent-pole!
Weak.
Oh, we can't use "Jerry Bananaseed."
Stanley, even for a dog,
Do you know who gets elected to Congress these days?