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I guess I am an old crank.
- [ Applauding ] - [ Grunting ]
But you are Malibu Stacy. As long as she has your name, you have the responsibility!
[ Woman ] You show him, Abe.! Quit.!
[ Announcer ] Malibu Stacy, America's favorite eight-and-a-half-incher.
I'm A White Male, Aged 1 8 To 49. Everyone listens to me!
you can take this lettucemeet and... fill it.
this reporter found it impossible to stop talking.
To you, I give you my lifetime of personal correspondence.
[ Chuckles ] I give you the man who puts young people behind bars...
Now let's forget our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
What's eatin' you, Abe?
I'm very busy preparing a report about the 40th anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
[ Slurping, Swallowing ]
[ Laughing ] Oh, please, honey. Daddy's job is to bring people important news.
[ Fans Screaming ]
[ Lisa's Voice ] Trust in yourself and you can achieve anything.
- And to my son, Homer-- - Whoo-hoo!
All right! Now all we need is a name.
- Hey! Watch it with that thing! - [ Missile Firing ]
and millions of friends worldwide?
Look! Achy Breaky Stacy for $1 .99!
Something has to be done!
[ Imitating Engine, Firing Weapons ]
- Damn sandwich took a bite out of me.! - Oh.
[ Laughing ] Look at the sandwich!
Let's bake some cookies for the boys!
Do we sell French... fries?
You're quite good... at turning... me on.
That they can never be anything more than vacuous ninnies...
and spend all day on the phone with their equally vacuous friends...
[ Groaning ]