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LinkedIn it is.
(exhales)
Weird choice. Oh, my god, is he actually dead?
You took some guy home
She likes someone else, okay?
And this puppy is...
but every time you show up,
You get some rest... kiddo.
So that-that-that was what, that was like a $2,000 mistake?
♪ It'll be simpler ♪
- No, I can hear your face. - Just do it.
Leave it.
Oh, that's like the Hawaiian place with the TVs, right?
Hey, don't skate sad!
♪ But there's only one pair that I see ♪
♪ And please don't harvest my kidney ♪
on a scale from one to ten, rate your suicidal thoughts.
What's your deal with Rebecca?
- No, I don't have feelings... - No, no, no, no, no.
- I mean, she is seriously bonker balls. - Heather, we don't use terms like that
I don't do cauliflower... they're like albino broccoli.
Mine is Rutherford B. Hayes,
and on the edge of your knife.
based on this essay, you're not gonna be very happy here.
but there was a problem with my application.
about the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire.
I just think...
♪ Maybe, just maybe, settle for me... ♪
♪ Than I've been... ♪
Nope. Nothing. Well, I should run.
Oh, God, no.
you did it in a dream, and you...
Tech Center over on South Cameron.
is just sink my teeth into animal flesh, you know?
or maybe I won't wear any underwear,
- Yeah. - Come on.
It's for business. I told him to come.
so I'm gonna go to one of those...
♪
about Harper Lee and...
- You're making fun of me. I don't like it. - Hey, what's wrong?
Could you step outside?
You're, like, so cool.
All right.
No GMOs. Avocados are even cruelty-free.
Your future is in your hands
What other way is there?!
Take a hint, dude.
(sighs)
I have turned over enough leaves in my life
You reference Kafka in it.
What's it say?
That was the old me.
You put, like, leaves in a juicer and you... made that?
Perfection, all around.
And hiring him would be the best decision you've ever made.
I'm haven't completely given up.
But... so, how are you?
♪ Se alegran ♪
- a vegan now. Yeah. - Really?
(Woman) Do you feel disgusted and uneasy
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Yeah. - But don't tell anyone, all right?
I thought I would learn, so he and I could, like, chill and skate and hang.
Weird choice. Oh, my God, is he actually dead?
How was your Temecula vacay?
and that way he'll... (sniffing) he'll just, smell my pheromones.
- (Paula) Okay. - (Rebecca) Oh, my gosh.
on his birthday I... I'd send him, like,
she's suffering from a number of classifiable disorders.
♪ Settle for me ♪
♪ Can't you see the light? ♪
- soy candles and indie bands. - No.
in abnormal psychology.
we are on a date.