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with your current butter? Ask yourself,
Let's engage in some date... conversation.
No, actually, Josh is actually right out here.
♪ Why... not ♪
so that would be huge.
(Woman) Make an effort,
You gonna do it? You gonna ask her out?
and I know I shouldn't.
Do you want to get weird?
store... in the world.
♪ Why don't we just call each other "baby"? ♪
- (Chris) What? - (Greg) Never mind.
- Mm. - Ignore.
Good for Audra Levine.
of the guacamole contest will begin
- I know. - Even her wrists are pretty.
Okay, I've got to say...
Yello.
(phone chimes)
Every year after my dad my left,
Yeah. No.
A Quest for Chaos.
Just for, like, five minutes, 'cause I want to see
Oh, uh, uh... (chuckles)
(Jason) Hello?
that I need to be making healthier choices,
I'm sorry, "bonker balls" isn't in the DSM-5 yet? Okay.
You don't understand. Like, I'm not...
♪ I know I'm only second place in this game ♪
I mean, it's... you have to admit,
♪
♪ Don't make me feel like a little girl ♪
That's true. Okay, how long do we have to risk bodily harm?
- It's, uh, Jason, remember? - Shh. Don't tell me, don't tell me.
Well, you shouldn't use it for dates.
We're talking, like, Kabbalah, bee pollen, colonics.
Tonyhawkfan49 said if you want to stop, you lean back on your tail.
All right, just-just tell me what it says.
Cool. Yeah, I just realized it's, like,
Okay, you're... being really mean.
- (laughing) - (Phone plays tune)
No, nothing is wrong. I just liked it better
like, yesterday.
never will be Audra Levine, okay?
You told me that, remember?
Okay.
Aloha is just a... really laid-back store, okay?
You sound like that weird butter commercial.
Oh, no. it's... it's not him. But it-it's, uh... it's Instagram.
♪ And please don't be a murderer ♪
Almost had,
♪ Kiss me, baby, all over the place ♪
♪ Why not just ♪
And I know also
So, Gregory...
- Oh... Mm. - Mm-hmm. Let's see. I learned
♪ Demeaning terms are all that I have left ♪
Can you hurry up and decide?
let's talk about when you asked me out
♪ Please go wash your balls in the shower, the bathroom ♪
Ah, it's... it was my fault.