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What? He's Captain fuckin' America?
- Yeah, hit that hard. - Right. You know what we need?
It totally might have just been me,
Where is the vice president?
I work hard, I work fast, and I get hot legs.
He's got a lot of sway with the pro-Caucasian caucus.
Who? Who's he?
Proud enough to risk my life for this country.
Oh, my God!
Even in Spanish, you know, it doesn't sound like it's gonna work.
All these extra rules... it's kind of weird.
That was fuckin' dark.
That is not the information I was given by Scott.
Whoa, whoa. Your desk is in the back.
- How about that? - Yes.
- Well, that changes the sports stuff. - No panic.
Small talk's gonna happen at the end, right?
Okay, well, I'm not gonna remember that.
Because we have Joe Flacco as our quarterback.
and not as an attack on the potency of your campaign.
regarding the thoroughness of their research techniques.
A vice presidential visual presence.
with governor Chung has been resolved.
O-kay, well, I think that worked out pretty good.
Well, I would respond like this...
- Sue, did the president call? - No.
I'll bet you a beer that we win by a T.D.
Dan, you have about 10 seconds
Did he do this thing where you don't know
- Okay. - Amy, put on your dancing shoes
is red, white, and blue.
Okay, guys, I got a little sound bite for y'all to nibble on right here.
You're fine to order.
Shouldn't that be chiefess?
make sure everyone gets to touch the hem of my garment.
withdrawing from filibuster reform, though, right?
- This is easy. - Ugh.
It's bad?
Now, if you had bad neighbors who came into your yard every night
Up here on the eastern seaboard,
Here's what we're gonna do...
It is me who tells Selina the good news.
and, honestly, that receiving corps over there,
Filibuster reform.
God, how horrible.
He doesn't really think that he's some sort
about that, but let's reboot.
- You were... you were on the phone? - Mm-hmm.
Eh... I am taking the credit for this.